LOTRO Love

Anything that has this in its patch notes deserves love:

  • Hey man, check out my IM conversation with the Balrog yesterday. He’s such a windbag. :)
  • [16:47] Balrog: wth
    [16:47] Me: Hey Rog, what’s up?
    [16:48] Balrog: hav u seen teh patch notes?
    [16:48] Me: Not yet. Why?
    [16:48] Balrog: more nerfs. this is bs
    [16:48] Me: What’d they nerf?
    [16:48] Balrog: me, i’m totaly unplayable now
    [16:49] Me: I don’t know, man. You’re pretty bad-***… how bad could it be?
    [16:49] Balrog: u no that sweet attack i had that could almost 1shot that stupid elf? yeah, they dropped the crit multipliar down by 50%. how the hell am I suppose to 2shot her now?
    [16:49] Balrog: completly unplayable
    [16:49] Me: Well… that *was* pretty cheap of you.
    [16:49] Balrog: pfft, whatever. ur just pissed u didnt roll a balrog instead of that pansy champion
    [16:53] Balrog: man, they better fire the dev that did this
    [16:53] Me: Is that likely to happen, though?
    [16:53] Balrog: u just wait. i’m going to start a petition on the forums. once turbine sees how many monsters will be quitting over this theyll fix it
    [16:54] Me: *sigh*
    The Straight Dope: The Balrog’s attacks have been adjusted so as to not two-shot kill Glathlirel.

I guess this means I am going back into LOTRO. With my new card this should be fun.

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